The Aviary of Hansel Handkuss
for Hans Magnus Kleinzahler Of all Handkuss's exotic birds only the cocky cockatiel will exchange a word or two with the famous bard, but declines to say 'I love you' no matter how extravagantly bribed with far-fetched seed and little toys. 'I love you!' Hans endlessly insists; then later copiously weeps into a large Wild Turkey over ice in the Sobbing Saxophone saloon where he drinks and thinks alone, observed only by the beady eye of Eagle Who Has Lost His Feathers -- a stand-up Native American guy without (y'know?) no attitude. Back home Hansi's cockatiel perches on his index finger and, cocking his brightly-crested head, shits in that beseeching palm.